A Cheerful Heart is Good Medicine…

Apr 23

Written By Tito

Proverbs 17:22 says:

“A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones.”

Laughter is powerful. And parents have a unique ability to bring laughter into their children's lives. When our kids were younger, we would end our days with family devotions and prayer. After praying together, we would say goodnight to the kids as they would go off to bed.

I frequently made numerous, cringe-worthy dad jokes throughout the days, but I decided I wanted to give everyone yet another reason to laugh or at the very least smile at my attempt at a good joke. So right before saying goodnight to the kids, I started telling them a nightly Chuck Norris fact. Over time, the kids began to look forward to hearing the corny joke before bed and even started looking for jokes to tell me. We made some great memories with this simple habit and had many great laughs.

If you are looking for a way to bring some more laughter to your home, this might be an easy way to do so. There are many good, clean jokes you can find online. Here are 100 dad jokes to get you started…

What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign language
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What kind of dr is dr pepper? A fizzzician
When a woman is giving birth, she is literally kidding.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer
My wife said to me, "you weren't listening, were you?" and I thought "that's a pretty weird way to start a conversation"
What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.
Why is a pig's tail like waking up at 4 am? It's twirly (too early)
What's the difference between a teacher and a train? One says spit out your gum. The other one says chew chew.
My girlfriend is a sniper, but I know she loves me. Do you know how? She said she missed me.
What is the difference between elephants and grapes? Grapes are purple.
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants
What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming? Here come the grapes! (she was colorblind)
Why did the coffee go to the police? It got mugged.
My wife traumatically ripped the blankets off me last night. But I will recover.
My son just said to me that he doesn’t understand cloning. I said, “That makes two of us”.
What's the leading cause of dry skin? Towels
My wife keeps telling me to stop pretending to be butter. But I’m on a roll now.
Is there a hole in your shoe? No… then how did you get your foot in it?
My mom didn't like my report card. I said Okay. She said, I want more "a"s. I said okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? 10,000 souls were lost!
Who invented the round table? - sir cumference
How do you spell "candy" with just two letters? C and Y
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad
I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.
My grandpa has the heart of the a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo
Last night I had a dream I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
To the person who stole my glasses. I will find you, I have contacts.
Why can't you eat Wookie meat? Because it's too chewy
What side of a turkey has the most feathers. The outside
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? Shocked!
I for one don't understand Roman numerals
Did you know Diarrhea is a genetic disease? It runs in the genes
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts
Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt quacks
Did you know the first french fries were not cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
What do you call a singing computer? A Dell
What do you give a sick bird? Some tweetment
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You have to follow the fresh prince
What do ballerinas take for transportation? A tu tu train
How did the barber win the race? He knew a short cut.
What do you call an alligator that wears a vest? An investigator
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleeves
Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? Because Noah was standing on the deck
What is a really good, Christian, Pizza Shop? - Cheesus.
Who does the bible tell to make coffe? Hebrews
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
What did baby corn say to mama corn? Where’s popcorn?
What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5000 miles
Why should you always wear glasses when doing math? It helps with division.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.
Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said… “You know, one would have been enough.”
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste
My grandfather died peacefully, in his sleep… not screaming like the passengers in his car.
Why did the traffic light turn red? You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
What kind of man was Boaz before he got married - Ruthless
What part of day was Adam created? A little before Eve
Why are elevator jokes so good? Because they work on so many different levels.
My friend keeps saying, “Cheer up man, it could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.” I know he means well.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
Why don’t they let you wear glasses in football? Because it’s a contact sport.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana? A slipper.
How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
What’s E.T. short for? He’s got little legs.
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common Same middle name.
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.
An Italian chef has died. He pasta way.
What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music.
What’s the difference between America and a memory stick? One’s USA and the other’s USB.
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed.
Why did the poor man sell yeast? To raise some dough.
What word is always spelled wrong in the Dictionary? Wrong.
What’s the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty.
What did the left eye say to the right eye when they got married? “Eye-do.”
What did one Japanese man say to the other? I have no idea, I don’t speak Japanese.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits.
I can’t stand stair lifts. They drive me up the wall!
Can February March? No but April May.
Why do Norwegians build their own tables? No Ikea!
When does a joke become a Dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent.
What is the resemblance between a green apple and a red apple They’re both red except for the green one.
What do you call four bullfighters standing in quicksand? Quattro Sinko
I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.
What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic? Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bay-gulls!
What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.